Raging Sharks

Wo-ow. and can I say wow. I recently picked up a movie from Walmart and I found a Horror Four Pack. In the pack was a a film called Raging Sharks. I've seen some pretty bad sci fi horror films but this one is particularly bad. The sets aren't too bad however and the acting is alright, but ohhh man. The graphics are absolutely terrible. There are lion noises for the sharks. The gore is ridiculously horrible and they keep repeating shots. Oh and the writing is terrible to boot. It's just comical. Not to mention that the man who is supposed to have an Austrailian accent doesn't really have one and his fake one is bad . . . and he says bloody . . . a lot. Too much really. Saying bloody doesn't make you Austrailian mate. Nope.

This film begins in a very alien way. Extraterrestrials crash into the ocean. (see what I did there?) That is the cause of some weird shark activity and bad gore and bad writing. Good thing the actors aren't all terrible because otherwise this movie would be shittier shite than it is. And this is only the review from halfway through the film. haha

Let's go through the bad sci fi horror film check list:

• Shaggy main character-- Check
• Porn star/sexy wife -- Check
• Awful accent -- Check
• Arragant, condescending prick who hopefully gets eaten-- Check
• Baaaaaaad gore-- Double Check
  
• Bad guy . . . don't even get me started on the sharks
• Filming . . . repeated and recycled-- Check
• Lots of cursing-- Triple Check
• Alien technology/activity???????????????????????????????????????????
  

Ta-da Review complete :)







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